Saturday, September 11, 2010

IT IS NOT A MOSQUE

Reposted from my Tumblr.

Yes, "Ground Zero Mosque" opposers, to support Islam is to support terrorism. Just like supporting Christianity is supporting the Crusades, neo-Nazis, Salem witch hunts, and child molestation by priests. It's also supporting the persecution of Jews, Native Americans in North America, Native Americans in South America, Africans, other Protestants, other Catholics, and women to name a few. You ask why all terrorists are Muslims. I don't know, why are all neo-Nazis Christians? JESUS. LOVES. HOLY CRAP WHERE WAS THAT UNCLEAR. YOU CANNOT DODGE THAT "LOVE ONE'S NEIGHBOR" BIT BY REFUSING TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO MOVE IN NEXT DOOR.

Let me show you something.

That is the "mosque." You may note that it does not look like this...

...or this...

...when the brilliant minds at Fox News and the Internet Hype and Scandal-Making Machine would have you believe it looks like this:

AND THAT RIGHT THERE IS GOING TO BE BUILT ON TOP OF WHERE THEIR BROTHERS IN AFGHANISTAN CRASHED PLANES INTO THE TWIN TOWERS. IT IS A SLAP IN THE FACE, PLEASE REFUDIATE, OUR CHRISTIAN DEAD ARE FAR MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR OWN DEAD WHO CERTAINLY AGREED WITH WHAT THOSE TERRORISTS DID.

What, Muslims died in 9/11? NOOOO, certainly not! The only people who died there were pretty, Republican, 31-year-old mothers of 3 with last names like Adams and Jackson who were on the phone with their Army husband of ten years saying the Lord's Prayer when the plane hit the building! No EMTs named Salman Hamdani, who disappeared on 9/11 and were naturally investigated as a terrorist before their remains were found next to his EMT bag, having died doing everything he could to save the people around him. No pregnant women named Baraheen Ashrafi prayed next to their husbands in the morning that Tuesday only to have them never come home and give birth to a fatherless child two days later. No women named Rahma Salie, also pregnant, died on the plane, only to have their family members be kept from flying to her memorial service because her name put her under suspicion as a terrorist. No 69-year-old retired nurses named Touri. No Ahmads, Alis, Hussains, Jamals, Khans, or Samirs. No one with those names can hope to be prayed for at the place they died.

Now that I've gotten that bit through with, you should also know that IT IS NOT EVEN A MOSQUE. YES, NOT A MOSQUE. It's a community center to promote "inter-community peace, tolerance and understanding," precisely what we were refusing to give. The plans include a swimming pool, a restaurant and culinary school, childcare services, and a September 11th memorial. Yes, there will be a mosque, run separately from the rest of the Park 51 community center and open to all visitors. Jewish community centers are not called synagogues. Christian community centers are not called churches. But this is a mosque, because that gets the biggest rise out of xenophobic America. Also, it will not be at Ground Zero. It will be some blocks away. It will not at all be visible from the site.

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Yes, "Ground Zero Mosque" opposers, to support Islam is to support terrorism. Just like supporting Christianity is supporting the Crusades, neo-Nazis, Salem witch hunts, and child molestation by priests. It's also supporting the persecution of Jews, Native Americans in North America, Native Americans in South America, Africans, other Protestants, other Catholics, and women to name a few. You ask why all terrorists are Muslims. I don't know, why are all neo-Nazis Christians? JESUS. LOVES. HOLY CRAP WHERE WAS THAT UNCLEAR. YOU CANNOT DODGE THAT "LOVE ONE'S NEIGHBOR" BIT BY REFUSING TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO MOVE IN NEXT DOOR.

Let me show you something.

That is the "mosque." You may note that it does not look like this...

...or this...

...when the brilliant minds at Fox News and the Internet Hype and Scandal-Making Machine would have you believe it looks like this:

AND THAT RIGHT THERE IS GOING TO BE BUILT ON TOP OF WHERE THEIR BROTHERS IN AFGHANISTAN CRASHED PLANES INTO THE TWIN TOWERS. IT IS A SLAP IN THE FACE, PLEASE REFUDIATE, OUR CHRISTIAN DEAD ARE FAR MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR OWN DEAD WHO CERTAINLY AGREED WITH WHAT THOSE TERRORISTS DID.

What, Muslims died in 9/11? NOOOO, certainly not! The only people who died there were pretty, Republican, 31-year-old mothers of 3 with last names like Adams and Jackson who were on the phone with their Army husband of ten years saying the Lord's Prayer when the plane hit the building! No EMTs named Salman Hamdani, who disappeared on 9/11 and were naturally investigated as a terrorist before their remains were found next to his EMT bag, having died doing everything he could to save the people around him. No pregnant women named Baraheen Ashrafi prayed next to their husbands in the morning that Tuesday only to have them never come home and give birth to a fatherless child two days later. No women named Rahma Salie, also pregnant, died on the plane, only to have their family members be kept from flying to her memorial service because her name put her under suspicion as a terrorist. No 69-year-old retired nurses named Touri. No Ahmads, Alis, Hussains, Jamals, Khans, or Samirs. No one with those names can hope to be prayed for at the place they died.

Now that I've gotten that bit through with, you should also know that IT IS NOT EVEN A MOSQUE. YES, NOT A MOSQUE. It's a community center to promote "inter-community peace, tolerance and understanding," precisely what we were refusing to give. The plans include a swimming pool, a restaurant and culinary school, childcare services, and a September 11th memorial. Yes, there will be a mosque, run separately from the rest of the Park 51 community center and open to all visitors. Jewish community centers are not called synagogues. Christian community centers are not called churches. But this is a mosque, because that gets the biggest rise out of xenophobic America. Also, it will not be at Ground Zero. It will be some blocks away. It will not at all be visible from the site.

A friend loves at all times. Love each other as I have loved you. Hatred stirs up dissension, but love covers over all wrongs. Do not seek revenge or bear a grudge against one of your people, but love your neighbor as yourself. These may sound familiar because God said them. I don't see some kind of exception there. We are all His people, correct? So try loving some. Hypocritical Christians give me heartburn.

YOUR VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR

Repost from my post at http://oneyearexperiment.tumblr.com/

Now, I chose this topic because there is a veritable encyclopedia's worth of things that make me want to punch something in the face. But I have chosen the top 5, in no particular order, for your reading pleasure.

1. The "Quiverful" Movement

Pictured: Fourteen unique snowflakes

These people make my blood boil. If you've never heard of them, look up the Wiki article. They believe that God will decide how many children you are meant to have, not silly things like whether or not you have the income or sanity to support twenty slimy crap-machines. The man makes all of the decisions in the house, including whether or not they will be having children now, et cetera. Depending on the man, he may also be dictating exactly what she wears, how the house is cleaned, where she can go. Older siblings are responsible for the younger ones, shoving children into parental roles long before they are ready. The overabundant "arrows for Christ" are then trained in intolerance and elitism before they are carefully courted off into marriages. Note that their daughters must have their parents' permission to be married, and no one moves out unless it is to marry. If you've got a really strong stomach, look up some of the blogs from women who got out.

2. Fred Phelps

You should really already know about these people.

Nothing else to say.

3. People Who Cannot Distinguish Between "Good" Things and "Fun"

You knew this had to show up somewhere.

I read these books before the movie came out. I was kinda like, meh, not good, but entertaining. Then came the movies and all the people hailing it as THE BEST THING EVAR. NO OTHER THING IS AS GOOD. OH MY GOD. The same is true of the Mortal Instruments series, the Sookie Stackhouse books, the movie Mean Girls, the Jonas Brothers and Ke$ha. These things are not "good." "Good" implies that they are intelligent and thought-provoking. They are entertaining. Fun. Not good. And so help me the next time a Twilight movie comes close to outdoing a Harry Potter movie I will personally put a hit out on Robert Pattinson.

4. Good Musicians Who Are Huge Assholes

SUCK MY DICK AL GORE

Even more than that strange alien child of David Bowie and Elton John, though, is Beck. God I want to hate Beck in all of his Scientologist, hipstery uppitiness. But have you heard the music he did for Scott Pilgrim? IT'S SO VERY GOOD. You want to refuse to listen to them or buy their records to punish them for being dicks, but the music is so good you can't resist! That's why I will never listen to The Used. I can't run that risk.

5. People Who Think Celebrities Should Be Exempt From Jail

FREE ROMAN POLANSKI. It wasn't statutory rape, he was testing his casting couch.

Roman Polanski. R. Kelly. Michael Jackson. Eminem, Hugh Grant, 50 Cent, Sean Combs, Charlie Sheen, Chris Brown. What do all these people have in common? They have all committed really nasty crimes of various sorts, and all of them have been the focus of "free this unjustly imprisoned person" for no reason other than the fact that they are famous. Yes, Roman Polanski made really great movies and survived the Holocaust. Due respect given. Does that mean that he shouldn't be punished for sleeping with a 13-year-old girl? NO. WHY WOULD IT. WTF.